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郭德纲说要改行当导演。原创2024-01-14 17:22·晓月杂论老郭:人生太苦短,琐事绕心间,怎样才逍遥,我要当导演。于谦:这是要改行了吗?老郭:有这个打算,想去当导演了,眼瞅着要过年了,春节档要上很多电影,看得我眼馋啊。于谦:相声改行当导演,可不容易。老郭:也没那么难吧,有的同行就干的挺好,票房也很高,赚了几十个亿。于谦:谁呀?老郭:贾玲,她以前就是说相声的,现在也成为一线导演了,她可以,我也行啊。于谦:倒是也可以试试。老郭:我就是这么想的,反正影视圈有自己人,我儿子于谦都在里面呢!于谦:打住吧,甭占我便宜。老郭:有吗?我说的是儿子郭麒麟和你于谦两个人,可不是说于谦是我儿子,甭认干爹,咱们这行不兴这个。于谦:谁稀罕呐。老郭:俗话说得好,熟人好办事,如果我去当导演,指定比别人轻松点。于谦:那倒也是。老郭:我儿子郭麒麟就先不说了,演过几部爆款收视率,不客气地讲也是家喻户晓了。于谦:算是吧。老郭:主要是我的好搭档于谦,人家可是影帝,多厉害啊。于谦:您过奖了。老郭:我经常跟朋友说,于谦在影视圈混得太好了,男的都欠他人情,女的都是他情人。于谦:打住吧,没什么比喻的。老郭:怎么着?难道男的也是你情人?于谦:你死不死啊。老郭:我也是打个比方,形容谦哥在影视圈里人脉多,到时候我当导演就方便了。于谦:说的轻巧,我凭什么帮您呀?老郭:瞧瞧这话见外了不是,就冲我跟谦嫂的关系,您能忍心不帮我嘛。于谦:去你的吧。老郭:咱们言归正传,我认真琢磨了,按照当下的大环境来看,很多剧组的经费都很紧张,所以我要解决他们的痛处。于谦:您这是要投资吗?老郭:可以呀,但不是花自己的钱,我跟投资人聊过了,他们建议我用相声置换影视。于谦:什么意思?老郭:就是说,我给他们演几场相声,然后他们出钱投资我导演的电影。于谦:也行吧。老郭:我想了想答应了下来,他们决定出资一千万。于谦:有点少。老郭:是呀,我也担心钱不够,现在演员多贵呀,有的一天片酬都几百万,比如那个叫什么爽的。于谦:嗐。老郭:以前我一直觉得卖身比卖艺贵,后来才知道卖艺比卖身贵。于谦:保不齐有人都卖呢。老郭:嚯,这话可是您自己说的,别耽误了我当导演。于谦:不耽误,再说您钱也不够。老郭:后来栾云平给我出了个主意,他说让德云社的徒子徒孙去当演员,比如岳云鹏、秦霄贤等,他们不仅自带流量,关键是不用给钱。于谦:这招够损的。老郭:不管怎么说,男演员是有了,剩下的就是女演员了。于谦:打算请谁呢?老郭:必须得是当红一线啊,比如说娜扎、热巴等小花旦。于谦:那可贵呀。老郭:是啊,我刚说完投资多少,那边就挂电话了。于谦:这下怎么办吧?老郭:后来又是栾云平给我出了个招,他建议我去日本东京拍电影,那边女演员便宜,关键是敬业听话。于谦:不好,那地方太热了。老郭:我们不怕热啊,越热越好,女演员穿得轻薄,有利于展示形体美。于谦:您这是打算拍什么电影?老郭:就是那种一男一女很简单的,不需要太多的场景布置,简单几个动作就行了。于谦:您再说仔细点,观众们爱听。老郭:哈哈,电影的名字我都想好了,就叫《我在东京说相声》。于谦:这跟刚才说的有什么关系吗?老郭:当然有啦,相声是不是只需要简单场景,然后只有简单几个动作。于谦:成吧,反正我多少有点失望。老郭:别介呀,我这是漂洋过海传播中国曲艺文化,按照当下的话说,这叫文化出海。于谦:您一个非主流干了主流的事。老郭:哈哈,我才不在乎这个呢,只要我能当导演,这些细枝末节的事都可以忽略不计。于谦:然后呢。老郭:我跟日本女艺人对口说相声啊,听着是不是很新鲜。于谦:可不嘛,能不能大致说说电影故事内容。老郭:好呀,该电影大致讲述了一位中国怀才不遇的相声艺人锅子,在遭受同行们排挤后,下定决心远渡东洋传播曲艺文化,无意间结识了一位叫久采荷子的东京女艺伎,两人产生莫名的好感,决心一起在日本发扬相声。于谦:这故事够魔幻的。老郭:越魔幻越好,观众就爱看稀奇古怪的东西,如果第一部电影赚了钱,下一部就拍《奥特曼大战葫芦娃》,中日元素结合,指定更加精彩。于谦:您倒是真敢想。老郭:那必须滴,不大胆不高产,拍电影就得这样。于谦:您看着来吧。老郭:经过一番周密的准备,德云社的男演员们也纷纷表示支持,先后抵达了东京片场,我和久采荷子姑娘也对完了词,马上进入拍摄环节。于谦:抓紧拍吧。老郭:可是刚开机拍了两场戏,就遇到了难处。于谦:什么难处?老郭:我需要一帮群演,可是人不够,毕竟不是在横店拍戏。于谦:临时找人吧。老郭:也只能如此了,还是栾云平给我出了一个招。于谦:他怎么那么多招儿。老郭:因为他就是干这活的,他说让我去买五百斤鸡蛋,只要是来当群演的,每人送二斤。于谦:嚯,颇有主流相声艺人的风范。老郭:可惜是在东京,没有国内的大爷大妈,他们不吃这一套,鸡蛋愣是没送出去。于谦:再想其他办法吧。老郭:我琢磨了几分钟,最后决定把鸡蛋换成寿司,日本人喜欢吃这玩意,保不齐就有人来了。于谦:结果呢?老郭:结果还是没人。于谦:这又是为什么呢?老郭:他们说是害怕福岛核辐射,认为寿司都是被核污染的东西。于谦:嗐,再想办法吧。老郭:我一连想了好几天,愣是没主意,正当失望的时候,门外传来了吆喝声。于谦:这是来人了。老郭:我打开门一看,好家伙,不得了啊,群演人员有着落了,国内曲艺界的同行来了一多半。于谦:他们怎么来了?老郭:我心里也纳闷,赶紧询问原因,他们的回答让我大吃一惊。于谦:说什么?老郭:他们听说我在东京拍电影吃瘪了,全是跑来看我笑话的。于谦:嚯,真够闲的。【本内容纯属虚构,如有得罪,提前致歉】据悉,果麦文化主营业务包括图书策划与发行、数字内容业务、IP衍生与运营。对于一季度业绩的高速增长,果麦文化解释称,这主要得益于公司探索并践行“出版+互联网”的商业模式。此外,尽管果麦文化的主营仍以图书策划与发行为主,但公司认为,AI 将为出版行业带来一场生产力的根本性变革,公司希望运用最新最前沿的技术解决行业编校痛点,形成第二增长曲线。

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