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2025年01月02日，最新歇后语，太逗了！笑得肚子疼2019-08-24 09:22·老年日报年长者的精神家园掌上伙伴，伴您夕阳1、蝙蝠身上插鸡毛——你算什么鸟2、苍蝇采蜜——装疯（蜂）3、茶壶里的水——滚开4、大火烧竹林——一片光棍5、厨房里的垃圾——鸡毛蒜皮6、从河南到湖南——难上加难7、吃饱了的牛肚子——草包8、裁缝不带尺——存心不量（良）9、《百家姓》去掉赵——开口就是钱10、鼻孔喝水——够呛11、车祸——乘人之危12、唱戏的腿抽筋——下不了台13、擦粉进棺材——死要面子14、吊死鬼打粉插花——死不要脸15、爆竹店里起火——自己庆贺自己16、布告贴在楼顶上——天知道17、被窝里放屁——能文（闻）能武（捂）18、二十一天不出鸡——坏蛋19、五百块分两下——二百五20、强盗画影像——就你那副贼形21、铁匠铺的料——挨打的货22、老肥猪上屠——挨刀的货23、有大哥有二弟——你算老几24、石头放在鸡窝里——混蛋25、医生卖棺材——死活都要钱26、骆驼生驴子——怪种27、茅房里打灯笼——照屎（找死）28、狗咬叫花子——畜牲也欺人29、狗咬皮影子——没一点人味30、茅厕里题诗——臭秀才这些歇后语真是太好玩了，送给朋友们开心一下~来源：网络；编辑：文文；审核：李佳商务合作：15045033086老年日报办公室：（0451）84649511老人热线：（0451）84692331
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