笑不活了！哈尔滨3天挣60亿，人民日报搞怪点评，网友爆笑回复！首发2024-01-05 13:08·优优小北#文章首发挑战赛#最近，哈尔滨是真的火了，喜迎泼天富贵。很多人不明白哈尔滨为什么会火，尤其是三亚，他们绝对想不到这个冬天被哈尔滨打败了。最初，这一切源自于哈尔滨斥资打造的冰雪大世界，吸引了很多南方游客，紧接着“南方小土豆”来了，一个梗火遍全网。但最主要的是真诚！把哈尔滨都陶成“尔滨”了，马上就只剩下“滨”！随着一波波的南方小土豆到来，哈尔滨直接掏空了家底，不仅去机场、火车站花样接站，更是连冻梨摆盘、飞马踏冰、人造月亮这些家当都拿了出来。最狠的是，他们连鄂伦春族都请来了，有哈尔滨人说，他活了35年，才因为沾游客的光第一次见到了鄂伦春族。要知道，鄂伦春族在全国也就9168人，是我国唯一一个被允许合法狩猎的民族，这待遇太高了。哈尔滨高效解决问题，3天收入60亿，人民日报搞怪点评。哈尔滨也遇到了负面舆情，前有68元的锅包肉，后来又跑出来了黑车司机宰客事件，面对突发的舆论，哈尔滨没有任何拖泥带水。大大方方的解决问题，两天内就完成了从立案调查到处罚的全过程，硬生生的把负面事件扭转成正面舆论，太给力了。在这种态度下，哈尔滨直接赢麻了，根据媒体报道，哈尔滨仅元旦三天，光是旅游收入就达到了59.14亿。要知道，哈尔滨2023年第一季整体旅游总收入才214.8亿元，相当于这三天挣了去年一个月的钱。更离谱的是，3天内，哈尔滨接待游客高达304.79万人次，各种特产都是卖到爆，连库存都没了，大鹅都快被铁锅炖绝了，马迭尔冰棍更是卖出10万根。不得不说，哈尔滨赢麻了！连人民日报都一改严肃本色，下场搞怪起来。直言哈尔滨把自己的全部都拿出来了，现在是“尔滨”，再过几天就只剩“滨”了。对此，网友完全放开，爆笑回复简直让人笑死。有网友说，感觉哈尔滨还有东西，必须再掏几下，让他只剩下“滨”。为了游客连骆驼都搞出来了，可能骆驼这辈子也想不到，自己不仅要抗旱，还要抗高冷。骆驼一脸懵的表示：这白沙子咋这么凉呢？对此，有网友说代表四川给送两只大熊猫。大熊猫：你咋这么狗呢？哈工大回复：南方的朋友想不想看火箭发射？一场大雾让哈尔滨大街出现了雾松。网友乐疯了，直接表示：还尔滨这绝对在“三界”都有背景，一个电话老天爷都来帮忙了。甚至，哈尔滨连中央大街都铺上地毯了。有网友说，哈尔滨要不把电线杆也刷上糖吧，想体验在哈尔滨舔电线杆的感觉。还有更狠的，哈尔滨连东北虎都拉出来“接客”了。东北虎：我不要尊严的吗？喵呜！要说最火的，那还得是广西开的小砂糖橘，直接杀疯了。全网都在数着11个砂糖橘，生怕一不小心跑丢了一个。到这里，全国网友都开始发挥自己的文笔，广西叫砂糖橘，云南那就得叫野生菌，四川小辣椒，宁夏小枸杞！不得不说，真诚最大的必杀技！亲爱的朋友们，看到这里，快别看了，要我说，抓紧点个赞，然后赶紧收拾收拾直奔哈尔滨吧，必须把他们给掏空！你觉得呢
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王毅强调，针对当前严峻形势，中方认为当务之急，因为福利彩票的奖金发放本身就非常的严格，要多次核实中奖者的身份，看看是不是她自己买的彩票。而奖金的发放，则由福彩中心与他们有合作的银行进行打款。《戏杀》贬顿在线免费观看-驰惭影视
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